Distance: 3.25 miles
Time: 9:15 am
Weight: 163.5 lbs.
Podrunner: 174 BPM - Presto Forte
A drum & bass, breakbeat, progressive house tornado that starts off low-key, but half an hour later your nose'll be glowing cherry-red from friction.
Wow. That was fast.
UPDATE: THE BIG SELL-OUT
So I decided to subscribe to AdSense, because this is the Internet and I want some change. Now that it is active, this is the first GoogleAd I have displayed:
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Somehow this does not surprise me.